Dear Future Child(ren),
Once upon a time, before you were born, this guy was really freaking stinking funny. I don’t know what you think of him now, but when I was a kid (just barely into double digits) your Aunt and I would stay up late just to watch his talk show in hopes that he would do a bit called “In The Year 2000″ (which, probably is even funnier in whatever year you happen to be reading this blog than it was in 1997.)
Anyway, something really horrible happened to this guy with the guitar. You’re too young to understand it now, but some day, when someone takes something from you that you’ve earned and totally deserve, I’ll tell you the story and teach you a very valuable lesson about integrity and not being a douche horrible person.
Love,
Your Mom
P.S. Please disregard the foulish language in this blog and at the tail end of this video.
